I don’t normally find a story that makes me laugh out loud at how it’s written, but xbox360fanboy has done it with this one.. forgive me for just cutting and pasting, but its too perfect to re-write it myself.. thanks fanboy…. You’ve made my day.

Secure your copy of Guitar Hero: Aerosmith today!

from Xbox 360 Fanboy by Xav de Matos

For those of you interested in the upcoming Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, you can ensure your copy will be set aside from Red Octane’s official website when the flood of loyal Steven Tyler fans remember to buy it after taking their Alzheimer’s medication.

No, we joke. We wouldn’t want to offend people with Alzheimer’s by insinuating they would want to play a dedicated Aerosmith Guitar Hero game, which actually also features artists that inspired and are inspired by the band.

Set to hit stores this June, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith brings GH fans closer to a band that is known for their … vocals. Wait, we still don’t get it. OK, Aerosmith is cool enough but their staple band member is the singer not the guitarist. In fact, we don’t even know who the guitarist is but we assume he’s the guy holding the guitar in the header above. Else, that could be a roadie doing some sound tests. Wait, I think Neversoft just trademarked Guitar Hero: Sound Test. Sorry readers, our bad.

Note: To clarify, this was written in jest. I know who Joe Perry is guys. ToJo is awesome, we’re poking fun.

[via THEBBPS]